Smells Like Toilet Spirit

"I fully endorse this ultra-lightweight toilet. Trust me. I'm on television."

“I fully endorse this ultra-lightweight toilet. Trust me. I’m on television.”

Ah, don’t you just love that new toilet smell? Sure, it doesn’t really have a smell, but, much like non-fat yogurt and non-brain reality television stars, some things are celebrated for what they lack. And judging by the lack of smell coming from the extra-large toilet in the back of my vehicular conveyance (I assure you I’m writing this in the past tense), I can tell that Wife and I got a real peach of a squat pot. That’s the beauty of toilets. Unlike a new television or computer or police-grade taser, a toilet is pretty much guaranteed to work right out of the box. Heck, it will even work in the box, although that is certainly not advisable. In fact, if you’re looking to get more than one use out of your new toilet, it’s generally a good idea to have it properly installed, in a bathroom, with a running water supply. Or at least that’s what I’ve come to understand after fifteen minutes of browsing Yahoo! Answers. The only real complaint I have about this thing is that it is heavy. Like, real heavy. Does Kohler make a super-lightweight toilet that comes in several different colors and can be easily transported in a stylish carrying case? If not, they should seriously consider it. I’m thinking they could call it the iPeed Air and get that Duck Dynasty guy to narrate the commercials.



13 thoughts on “Smells Like Toilet Spirit

  1. Hahahaha! I never thought of it that way. Being a woman it’s always tougher finding a clean public toilet in Lebanon. Even though I have found it easier to stop on the side of the country road and go in the bushes. A iPeed air would be awesome to have.



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